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  • A little guide to add a fun sparkle to the holiday season, if you have an amenable Master/Daddy/Sir of course 😉

❄You must stay warm and comfortable as the temperatures drop outside. Make a nest out of all of Masters clothes to keep warm. You’re also providing the service of scenting him.

❄Let your human know just how much you appreciate the new climbing frame/scratch post covered in shiny toys! Make sure you play with every one, trees are made for climbing after all.

❄Remember: Master is ALWAYS happy to be your heater. Snuggle up and steal the warmth that is rightfully yours (cold paws especially)

❄Yes, of course you can eat all that chocolate/candy/cookies. Cat’s have thicker fur in winter to stay warm.

❄It’s a box! And wrapping paper! Discard it’s contents and make it your throne immediately, no matter the size. If I fits I sits.

❄Put on your jingliest bells and wake Master up with mewled renditions of his favourite Christmas songs, he’ll love the seasonal wake up call.

Champagne is of course the only acceptable beverage for Christmas, make sure Master knows this and serves it in your crystal bowl. Don’t have one? Master must contact Santa immediately and have one delivered.

❄Any present wrapping that you can’t get Master to do must be done with kitten style. Everyone loves glitter and confetti, make sure everyone gets enough!

❄No matter what Master says fairy lights ARE a viable outfit choice, the tree can be nakey.

❄Snow is not as fun as it looks on sensitive paws, moisturise and wear gloves when showing Master the snowballs up close (and remember to duck any return fire!)

❄Mistletoe is always useful to get the attention you so rightly deserve.

❄Replace all the jokes in the Christmas crackers with reminders of how amazingly cute and wonderful you are.

❄Put a picture of yourself at the top of the tree, you’re the only angel Master needs.

❄Make sure Master knows that you are all the present he needs, wrapped up in ribbons and bows. Make him write a thank you note when he’s unwrapped his gift.


If you can think of any other tips and tricks for the holiday season comment below! Merry Christmas! ❆⛄



10 thoughts on “Christmas Kitten Guide!”

  1. Hokkyo Hokkyo says:

    “Put a picture of yourself at the top of the tree, you’re the only angel Master needs.” That was the CUTEST line ever!

  2. Vex Vex says:

    I love this so much! I can’t wait to use all of these next Christmas! And merry Christmas to you, darling! ❤️

  3. toxsuki toxsuki says:

    I absolutely love this article!!! I was laughing sooo hard as it was so fun and really well written =^_^=!

  4. toxsuki toxsuki says:

    Please write more stories like this <3

  5. VioletNeko VioletNeko says:

    This is my fav Christmas themed article! I know I’m not the only one who is already about to print their pic ahead of Christmas…. No it’s not too early

  6. A_Kitty_A A_Kitty_A says:

    This is awesome. I especially love the bits about miaowing songs and putting glitter in people’s presents 😀

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